about to speak ill of the dead

I know that's generally a no-no, but to do otherwise would be hypocritical. While he was still wasting our oxygen, I tended to speak ill of Falwell with little provocation. Whenever I heard him invade the mass media with another little bit of his asshattery, I would think to myself that there's a special barbed-wire-covered baseball bat, waiting in Hell to ass-rape that hateful fuck for the next couple of eternities.

Hope he's enjoying that.