March 04, 2008

Throw some dice on the curb in remembrance

Gary Gygax failed saving throw at age 69.

I'm not about to mock the deceased (although I've done it before). E. Gary Gygax was obviously a very creative man whose games are loved by nerds and the socially inept everywhere. My middle-school self is devastated and would go home tonight and roll a new character in memoriam. As someone who, during my late high school and undergraduate years, came dangerously close to becoming an Adult Who Played D&D (AWPDD - see below), I'll take this somber moment to declare, in honor of Mr. Gygax's passing, that I have played my last game of Dungeons & Dragons.

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There, but for the grace of God & the loss of my virginity, go I.
Posted at 01:33 PM
Comments

Bummer. On the bright side, he will prove a worthy companion for Graymalkin and Gor in the afterlife.

Posted by: b at 02:05 PM Mar 04

I regret now making so much fun of Chrysania, your 18-100 strengthed warrior woman with 18 comeliness.

I make no such pledge: my dungeons and dragons days are (hopefully) not over. I do pledge, however, to not turn into one of these fat ugly losers you've shown here.

Posted by: b at 05:22 PM Mar 04

b, Here's hoping you keep your pledge and remain a skinny, ugly loser.

Posted by: Adam at 05:44 PM Mar 04

(my mom says i'm cool)

Posted by: b at 06:32 PM Mar 04

I only ever tried D&D once, and I was BORED OUT OF MY MIND. I don't know what was worse, the slow pace or the idiotic semantic arguments over every single game development.

Posted by: flygrrl at 09:58 AM Mar 05

Flygrrl, if you are referring to our roleplay session at Chris' house, than that definetly was no fun. The pace is (was) normally faster, and I usually enjoyed myself. Arguing over semantics, though, is nearly commonplace.

Posted by: b at 11:22 AM Mar 05

I played a lot of D&D as a younger kid. Mostly, I would make up my own dungeons. I saw an article once in Dragon magazine that did a word-for-word exchange of a game, once. I don't remember all the details, but the party came upon a group of about 4 ogres. While three took on the party, one went and sharpened a large, ogre-sized pencil and stabbed one of the characters through his shield. After that, it was never just your typical monsters after that.

I made a whole dungeon based on heavy metal bands. TOTAL.FUCKING.GEEK.

Posted by: Jez at 11:47 AM Mar 06

This is perfect: http://xkcd.com/393/

Posted by: b at 08:08 AM Mar 07